1 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:05,000 Excuse me. 2 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:07,583 Excuse me. Excuse me! 3 00:00:09,416 --> 00:00:12,250 This entire school has prom fever. 4 00:00:12,250 --> 00:00:14,000 That's all anybody can talk about. 5 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:16,208 "I'm going with Kaitlyn, I'm going with Spencer." 6 00:00:16,208 --> 00:00:19,000 Does anybody care about, I don't know, the environment, 7 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:21,125 or perhaps the state of the economy? 8 00:00:21,125 --> 00:00:22,583 Nobody asked you yet? 9 00:00:22,583 --> 00:00:25,583 No. I don't get it; I'm fun. 10 00:00:25,583 --> 00:00:28,625 Look, KC, you still have plenty of time. 11 00:00:28,625 --> 00:00:30,750 I still haven't even decided who I'm going with. 12 00:00:30,750 --> 00:00:32,375 How many people have asked you? 13 00:00:32,375 --> 00:00:35,166 Just four... 14 00:00:35,166 --> 00:00:37,166 ...teen. 15 00:00:38,958 --> 00:00:41,958 Fourteen. Wow. Well, I'm at negative one. 16 00:00:41,958 --> 00:00:45,125 What? Okay, come on, how could you be at negative one? 17 00:00:45,125 --> 00:00:47,583 Tony Picadello asked me, then he said, 18 00:00:47,583 --> 00:00:50,875 "Just kidding," and ran away, laughing, so... 19 00:00:50,875 --> 00:00:52,416 KC, trust me. 20 00:00:52,416 --> 00:00:54,583 Someone fantastic is gonna ask you to prom. 21 00:00:56,833 --> 00:01:00,583 KC, would you make me the happiest guy in school and-- 22 00:01:00,583 --> 00:01:02,166 Yes, yes, of course. 23 00:01:02,166 --> 00:01:04,250 Talk Marisa into going to prom with me. 24 00:01:04,250 --> 00:01:06,250 Of course. Knew that. 25 00:01:08,958 --> 00:01:11,125 Negative two. 26 00:01:11,125 --> 00:01:14,708 ♪ Oh, when danger comes for you ♪ 27 00:01:14,708 --> 00:01:17,625 ♪ You know I'll stand beside you ♪ 28 00:01:17,625 --> 00:01:21,583 ♪ 'Cause ain't nobody keep their head so cool ♪ 29 00:01:21,583 --> 00:01:25,875 ♪ I'll always find a way, a way out of the fire ♪ 30 00:01:25,875 --> 00:01:29,875 ♪ Don't tell nobody, tell nobody ♪ 31 00:01:29,875 --> 00:01:31,708 ♪ I'm not perfect ♪ 32 00:01:31,708 --> 00:01:35,708 ♪ So many things I wanna tell you ♪ 33 00:01:35,708 --> 00:01:39,708 ♪ But I, I, I, I keep it undercover ♪ 34 00:01:39,708 --> 00:01:41,708 ♪ Livin' my life, on red alert ♪ 35 00:01:41,708 --> 00:01:43,875 ♪ Doin' my thing, gonna make it work ♪ 36 00:01:43,875 --> 00:01:46,375 ♪ Know I'm the realest, baby, I'm fearless ♪ 37 00:01:46,375 --> 00:01:48,375 ♪ But I always got your back ♪ 38 00:01:48,375 --> 00:01:50,250 ♪ Nobody can do it like I can ♪ 39 00:01:50,250 --> 00:01:52,458 ♪ I gotta find out who I am ♪ 40 00:01:52,458 --> 00:01:55,166 ♪ Ain't got to worry about me ♪ 41 00:01:55,166 --> 00:01:56,708 ♪ It's all part of the plan ♪ 42 00:01:56,708 --> 00:01:59,000 I keep it undercover. 43 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:00,250 I keep it undercover. 44 00:02:04,833 --> 00:02:07,208 Hey, hey, hey. 45 00:02:07,208 --> 00:02:08,875 Hey, excuse me, excuse me. 46 00:02:08,875 --> 00:02:10,250 What are you two doing? 47 00:02:10,250 --> 00:02:12,291 You're smooshing the couch cushions. 48 00:02:12,291 --> 00:02:14,166 Okay? Papa Earl will be here any minute 49 00:02:14,166 --> 00:02:15,708 with his new fiancée. 50 00:02:15,708 --> 00:02:17,625 We don't wanna give him any reason to criticize Dad. 51 00:02:17,625 --> 00:02:20,291 We need to make sure everything is perfect. 52 00:02:20,291 --> 00:02:22,333 You heard her, Ernie. Pack your bags. 53 00:02:23,875 --> 00:02:26,750 - Hey, do not talk to Ernie like that. - Thank you. 54 00:02:26,750 --> 00:02:29,208 At least, not while Papa Earl's here. 55 00:02:29,208 --> 00:02:31,625 We need to maintain the illusion 56 00:02:31,625 --> 00:02:34,250 that we love each other. 57 00:02:34,250 --> 00:02:37,875 In that case, I'll go pack my bags. 58 00:02:37,875 --> 00:02:39,708 Guys, I'm serious, okay? 59 00:02:39,708 --> 00:02:42,250 We need to be loving and supportive of Dad right now. 60 00:02:42,250 --> 00:02:45,208 What the heck are you doing, you crazy old man? 61 00:02:47,208 --> 00:02:49,250 What is this holey old shirt? 62 00:02:49,250 --> 00:02:51,125 Oh, please, KC, no matter what I do, 63 00:02:51,125 --> 00:02:52,708 my dad's gonna be on my case. 64 00:02:52,708 --> 00:02:55,291 Your dad's right, KC. Papa Earl is who he is. 65 00:02:55,291 --> 00:02:58,125 Yeah, mean and critical and never has a nice thing to say about me. 66 00:02:58,125 --> 00:03:00,166 [rapid knocking on door] 67 00:03:00,166 --> 00:03:02,583 Hey, Papa Earl is in the house! 68 00:03:04,875 --> 00:03:07,750 Betty, I want you to meet my beautiful family, 69 00:03:07,750 --> 00:03:11,708 and this is my pride and joy. 70 00:03:11,708 --> 00:03:13,166 Oh, yeah. 71 00:03:15,375 --> 00:03:17,208 My boy, my boy. 72 00:03:17,208 --> 00:03:20,125 Oh, Earl, what is wrong with you? 73 00:03:20,125 --> 00:03:22,833 Let him go, come on, let him go... 74 00:03:22,833 --> 00:03:25,750 so I can hug him. [raucous laughter] 75 00:03:25,750 --> 00:03:27,833 Aw, look at that. 76 00:03:27,833 --> 00:03:29,833 And you were worried about Papa Earl coming to visit. 77 00:03:35,375 --> 00:03:38,583 [all laughing] 78 00:03:38,583 --> 00:03:40,458 Listen up, listen up, listen up. 79 00:03:40,458 --> 00:03:43,000 Am I the luckiest guy on Earth? 80 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:45,833 I mean, I got the best son in the world. 81 00:03:45,833 --> 00:03:48,458 I got the most beautiful family. 82 00:03:48,458 --> 00:03:51,000 And now, I got this fabulous woman on my arm. 83 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:53,416 I really scored, didn't I? 84 00:03:53,416 --> 00:03:55,166 You're not the only one. 85 00:03:55,166 --> 00:03:57,083 Betty gave me the greatest gift I've ever gotten. 86 00:03:57,083 --> 00:04:00,000 - I thought you said I was your greatest gift. - Things change. Keep up. 87 00:04:02,416 --> 00:04:04,083 So how did you lovebirds meet? 88 00:04:04,083 --> 00:04:05,833 And please talk slowly. 89 00:04:05,833 --> 00:04:08,083 She could use all the pointers she can get. 90 00:04:08,083 --> 00:04:10,208 Still can't scare up a prom date. 91 00:04:10,208 --> 00:04:12,458 [Betty laughing] 92 00:04:12,458 --> 00:04:15,250 It was so romantic. 93 00:04:15,250 --> 00:04:18,125 I went to his office in gastric distress. 94 00:04:18,125 --> 00:04:21,125 Ooh, I was tootin' more than a French horn. 95 00:04:22,250 --> 00:04:26,291 Well, feel free to skip to the romantic part. 96 00:04:26,291 --> 00:04:29,166 To make a long story short, 97 00:04:29,166 --> 00:04:33,208 I said to her, "I can't take out your gallbladder." 98 00:04:33,208 --> 00:04:35,875 And I said, "Why not?" And he said... 99 00:04:35,875 --> 00:04:40,583 [both] Because I'd rather take out the rest of you. 100 00:04:43,291 --> 00:04:45,166 And we've been together ever since. 101 00:04:47,125 --> 00:04:49,208 You know, Betty, you look really familiar. 102 00:04:49,208 --> 00:04:50,875 I guess I got one of those kind of faces, 103 00:04:50,875 --> 00:04:53,000 because if we had met, I would've remembered 104 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:54,625 a beauty like you. 105 00:04:54,625 --> 00:04:57,166 [Earl] She is beautiful, isn't she? 106 00:04:57,166 --> 00:04:58,708 Takes after her dad. 107 00:04:58,708 --> 00:05:01,000 Look at that bone structure. 108 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:03,208 Like you were carved out of marble. 109 00:05:04,583 --> 00:05:06,875 Okay. 110 00:05:06,875 --> 00:05:10,583 Okay, thank you, Daddy. Thanks. 111 00:05:10,583 --> 00:05:12,416 What is going on with my father? 112 00:05:12,416 --> 00:05:14,125 What do you mean? 113 00:05:14,125 --> 00:05:16,125 This is a sign of affection. 114 00:05:16,125 --> 00:05:17,708 The only other sign I ever got from him 115 00:05:17,708 --> 00:05:19,500 was a "Do Not Disturb Me" sign. 116 00:05:19,500 --> 00:05:22,500 Your dad's in a good mood, 117 00:05:22,500 --> 00:05:24,625 because he's in love and he's happy. 118 00:05:24,625 --> 00:05:27,083 So when he's happy, 119 00:05:27,083 --> 00:05:29,875 he actually likes me? 120 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:34,083 Is it too soon to call you Mommy? 121 00:05:36,125 --> 00:05:37,875 Oh, yeah. 122 00:05:41,125 --> 00:05:42,125 Psst. 123 00:05:45,166 --> 00:05:46,958 Don't tell Papa Earl I told you, 124 00:05:46,958 --> 00:05:49,125 but we're eloping to Las Vegas next week. 125 00:05:49,125 --> 00:05:50,583 [laughs] 126 00:05:50,583 --> 00:05:52,875 I never could keep a secret. 127 00:05:52,875 --> 00:05:55,166 Secret, huh? 128 00:05:55,166 --> 00:05:57,291 Speaking of which, don't tell your mom, 129 00:05:57,291 --> 00:06:01,000 but that bracelet, 16 bucks at the airport gift shop. 130 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:02,958 Mm-hm. My mama always said, 131 00:06:02,958 --> 00:06:05,250 "Don't arrive empty-handed, 132 00:06:05,250 --> 00:06:07,416 but don't arrive with empty pockets either." 133 00:06:14,250 --> 00:06:16,625 I'm worried about Betty. 134 00:06:16,625 --> 00:06:18,250 She told me that she couldn't keep a secret, 135 00:06:18,250 --> 00:06:20,000 it got me thinking. 136 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:22,000 You remember that cold case seminar that we took 137 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,458 - at the Organization? - Yeah, that was a disappointment. 138 00:06:24,458 --> 00:06:27,416 I thought it was a cold cuts seminar. 139 00:06:27,416 --> 00:06:30,208 The whole time they were droning on about unsolved cases, 140 00:06:30,208 --> 00:06:33,083 and I was just hankering for hard salami on pumpernickel. 141 00:06:34,875 --> 00:06:37,166 I was paying attention. 142 00:06:37,166 --> 00:06:40,416 Check out this Margaret Turner case file. 143 00:06:40,416 --> 00:06:42,166 Okay, so in 1977, 144 00:06:42,166 --> 00:06:44,250 Margaret Turner stole secret files 145 00:06:44,250 --> 00:06:46,000 that compromised the Organization's agents 146 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:47,708 all over the world. 147 00:06:47,708 --> 00:06:50,083 The Organization tracked her to a hotel on F Street, 148 00:06:50,083 --> 00:06:52,000 but the only thing they found 149 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:54,000 was a half-eaten room service waffle and a hairbrush. 150 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,458 What a waste of a perfectly good waffle. 151 00:06:58,208 --> 00:07:01,000 Anyway... 152 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:03,875 this was the only known photo of Margaret Turner. 153 00:07:03,875 --> 00:07:06,208 See? Right there. That is her, 154 00:07:06,208 --> 00:07:08,875 the woman who's been using our decorative hand towels, 155 00:07:08,875 --> 00:07:12,125 Margaret Turner, the traitor. 156 00:07:12,125 --> 00:07:13,875 I don't know what you're talking about. 157 00:07:13,875 --> 00:07:15,458 That doesn't look like Gammy to me. 158 00:07:15,458 --> 00:07:17,708 She's not our Gammy. 159 00:07:17,708 --> 00:07:20,208 Look, Judy, can you use your photo recognition software? 160 00:07:22,250 --> 00:07:24,416 I can confirm, it is definitely... 161 00:07:26,708 --> 00:07:28,833 an old grainy image of a woman 162 00:07:28,833 --> 00:07:31,250 who may or may not be our Gammy Betty. 163 00:07:31,250 --> 00:07:33,250 Not our Gammy. 164 00:07:34,833 --> 00:07:36,250 Guys, come on, don't you find it a little suspicious 165 00:07:36,250 --> 00:07:38,125 that, out of nowhere, 166 00:07:38,125 --> 00:07:41,250 suddenly some woman falls in love with Papa Earl? 167 00:07:41,250 --> 00:07:43,083 I think you should find it inspiring. 168 00:07:43,083 --> 00:07:44,708 It may take another 50 years, 169 00:07:44,708 --> 00:07:47,500 but you'll find a prom date eventually. 170 00:07:54,333 --> 00:07:57,291 Earl, I don't think I've seen you this happy. 171 00:07:57,291 --> 00:07:59,500 That Betty has put a sparkle in your eye. 172 00:07:59,500 --> 00:08:01,416 And a hop in my step. 173 00:08:01,416 --> 00:08:03,875 Not to mention, she put baking soda in my fridge. 174 00:08:03,875 --> 00:08:05,958 Apparently, it smelled like fish and whatnot. 175 00:08:07,250 --> 00:08:11,000 It's so good to have a woman back in my life. 176 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:12,208 Well, it's been a pleasure getting to know Betty, 177 00:08:12,208 --> 00:08:13,375 and she should get to know me. 178 00:08:13,375 --> 00:08:16,125 Let her know that my birthstone is Sapphire. 179 00:08:16,125 --> 00:08:18,708 I mean, you deserve every bit of happiness. 180 00:08:20,125 --> 00:08:22,416 The happier you are, the happier I am. 181 00:08:22,416 --> 00:08:24,500 And that's why you are my favorite son. 182 00:08:24,500 --> 00:08:26,458 Technically, he's your only son. 183 00:08:26,458 --> 00:08:28,125 Hey, don't be correcting my daddy. 184 00:08:28,125 --> 00:08:29,833 He said I'm his favorite, so I'm his favorite. 185 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:34,250 Hey, Dad, can I talk to you for a second 186 00:08:34,250 --> 00:08:36,750 - in the backyard? - Yeah, sure. 187 00:08:40,291 --> 00:08:43,166 Look, Dad, I, uh, I have some information. 188 00:08:43,166 --> 00:08:46,583 It turns out that Betty's real name is Margaret Turner. 189 00:08:46,583 --> 00:08:48,500 She's a traitor who sold Organization secrets 190 00:08:48,500 --> 00:08:51,166 - back in the 1970's. - How do you know it's her? 191 00:08:51,166 --> 00:08:53,125 I looked into the Organization cold case files, 192 00:08:53,125 --> 00:08:54,708 and I found a picture. 193 00:08:56,166 --> 00:08:57,875 Are you kidding me? 194 00:08:57,875 --> 00:09:00,875 I've seen pictures of Bigfoot clearer than this. 195 00:09:00,875 --> 00:09:03,083 Uh, excuse me. 196 00:09:03,083 --> 00:09:05,875 I have more proof. Yeah. 197 00:09:05,875 --> 00:09:08,166 She told me she couldn't keep a secret. 198 00:09:08,166 --> 00:09:10,083 And get this. 199 00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:11,625 Mom's fancy little bracelet, 200 00:09:11,625 --> 00:09:13,958 airport gift shop. 201 00:09:13,958 --> 00:09:17,416 Do you know how crazy you sound right now? 202 00:09:17,416 --> 00:09:19,291 Listen. 203 00:09:19,291 --> 00:09:22,250 My dad is happy, which means he suddenly likes me. 204 00:09:22,250 --> 00:09:23,750 I don't wanna hear another word about this 205 00:09:23,750 --> 00:09:25,208 unless you have real proof. 206 00:09:25,208 --> 00:09:27,625 [laughing] Oh, good morning. 207 00:09:27,625 --> 00:09:29,875 Come on in, everybody. I'm makin' waffles! 208 00:09:31,875 --> 00:09:34,250 Yeah. 209 00:09:34,250 --> 00:09:36,375 That! That right there. 210 00:09:36,375 --> 00:09:38,875 That was another piece of information in the file. 211 00:09:38,875 --> 00:09:42,208 Margaret Turner liked waffles. 212 00:09:47,625 --> 00:09:49,833 Who's crazy now? 213 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:54,583 KC, everybody likes waffles. 214 00:09:54,583 --> 00:09:57,083 They have syrup-holding pockets! 215 00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:01,875 Get proof or get lost. 216 00:10:06,375 --> 00:10:08,250 Doesn't look like Bigfoot to me. 217 00:10:13,875 --> 00:10:17,583 Well, so... 218 00:10:17,583 --> 00:10:19,000 What are you girls up to? 219 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:20,416 Judy and I? 220 00:10:20,416 --> 00:10:22,250 We were just playing this little game 221 00:10:22,250 --> 00:10:24,583 I like to play; you should join. 222 00:10:24,583 --> 00:10:26,833 It's called "Where Was I In the Spring of 1977"? 223 00:10:26,833 --> 00:10:29,166 Okay, I'll go first. Um... 224 00:10:29,166 --> 00:10:31,708 I wasn't born. 225 00:10:31,708 --> 00:10:33,125 Uh, Judy, how about you? 226 00:10:33,125 --> 00:10:35,333 Oh, wasn't born either. [forced laughter] 227 00:10:35,333 --> 00:10:36,875 So, Betty, you're up. 228 00:10:39,208 --> 00:10:41,000 KC, can I tell you a little secret? 229 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:43,208 Not that you could stop yourself. 230 00:10:43,208 --> 00:10:45,458 My memory's not what it used to be. 231 00:10:45,458 --> 00:10:48,000 1977... 232 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:50,125 I can barely remember 233 00:10:50,125 --> 00:10:52,458 what I ate for breakfast this morning. 234 00:10:54,458 --> 00:10:56,583 It was waffles. 235 00:10:56,583 --> 00:10:58,208 Waffles and lies. 236 00:10:59,250 --> 00:11:01,750 KC, did you ever just consider 237 00:11:01,750 --> 00:11:04,458 she's just a nice lady who likes your grandfather? 238 00:11:04,458 --> 00:11:06,375 Oh, go charge yourself. 239 00:11:10,166 --> 00:11:12,708 - Hey. - What is that? 240 00:11:12,708 --> 00:11:15,000 Just a little project I've been working on. 241 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:16,333 Are you doing schoolwork? 242 00:11:16,333 --> 00:11:17,583 Oh, don't be ridiculous. 243 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:21,833 I came up with a solution 244 00:11:21,833 --> 00:11:24,708 to your little prom-blem. 245 00:11:26,708 --> 00:11:29,500 Prom-blem. Did you see what I did there? 246 00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:33,208 Yeah. In fact, they can see it from the space station. 247 00:11:33,208 --> 00:11:35,333 Look, I thought, instead of waiting for some guy 248 00:11:35,333 --> 00:11:37,166 to ask you, why don't you do the asking? 249 00:11:37,166 --> 00:11:38,875 I would, but everybody's taken. 250 00:11:38,875 --> 00:11:42,125 Bup-bup-bup. I have here in my hands 251 00:11:42,125 --> 00:11:44,708 the board of availability. 252 00:11:46,625 --> 00:11:49,166 Here's a list of every available guy in school, 253 00:11:49,166 --> 00:11:50,875 along with their height, weight, 254 00:11:50,875 --> 00:11:52,583 and likelihood to rent a limo. 255 00:11:52,583 --> 00:11:54,083 You know, the important things. 256 00:11:54,083 --> 00:11:56,333 What about their personalities? 257 00:11:56,333 --> 00:11:57,833 Tick-tock, you want a date or not? 258 00:11:59,291 --> 00:12:01,625 Now just pick any one of these guys. 259 00:12:01,625 --> 00:12:02,708 [phone chimes] 260 00:12:02,708 --> 00:12:05,000 No, except Bobby Wilcox. 261 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,208 [phone chimes] 262 00:12:07,208 --> 00:12:09,208 And Bobby Whitsett. 263 00:12:10,583 --> 00:12:13,416 Marisa, give it up. This whole thing is hopeless. 264 00:12:13,416 --> 00:12:16,000 Oh, come on, KC. Don't give up the fight. 265 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,166 There's still plenty of available guys 266 00:12:18,166 --> 00:12:20,250 at Franklin, Roseland, and Morgan Park. 267 00:12:20,250 --> 00:12:22,000 Marisa, those are all junior high schools. 268 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:25,000 Hey, you know what? Some of those guys are really mature. 269 00:12:32,166 --> 00:12:33,458 [KC coughing] 270 00:12:33,458 --> 00:12:35,583 [Ernie coughing] 271 00:12:35,583 --> 00:12:39,625 Okay, so we need to find Margaret Turner's case file, 272 00:12:39,625 --> 00:12:42,458 and then we need to get the hairbrush out of it so we can have a DNA sample. 273 00:12:42,458 --> 00:12:44,583 Wow, this cold case storage room 274 00:12:44,583 --> 00:12:46,583 has more dirt than Marisa's diary. 275 00:12:46,583 --> 00:12:48,291 How would you know? 276 00:12:48,291 --> 00:12:50,208 I didn't become a hacker just to save the world. 277 00:12:52,625 --> 00:12:55,166 All right, the case files should be 278 00:12:55,166 --> 00:12:57,458 in section five. 279 00:12:57,458 --> 00:13:00,208 Row... 280 00:13:00,208 --> 00:13:02,416 double R, 281 00:13:02,416 --> 00:13:04,083 which is all the way up there. 282 00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:06,500 Ernie, start climbing. 283 00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:08,875 Why do I have to climb? Why can't we send Judy? 284 00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:11,125 Because if I fall, it'll cost a lot of money 285 00:13:11,125 --> 00:13:14,083 to repair me, but if you fall, no one'll care. 286 00:13:14,083 --> 00:13:17,500 I'll care! 287 00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:19,458 Listen, Papa Earl's happiness depends on what we find. 288 00:13:19,458 --> 00:13:21,250 Come on, man, start climbing. 289 00:13:21,250 --> 00:13:23,250 [sighs] All right. 290 00:13:23,250 --> 00:13:25,291 Just so you know, if I fall, 291 00:13:25,291 --> 00:13:26,458 I'm aiming for you. 292 00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:37,125 Not seeing a row double R up here, guys, 293 00:13:37,125 --> 00:13:39,583 but I do see some tiny adorable puppies. 294 00:13:39,583 --> 00:13:41,833 Wait, they're not puppies. 295 00:13:41,833 --> 00:13:43,000 They're rats. 296 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,208 Rats?! 297 00:13:44,208 --> 00:13:46,250 [shrieking] 298 00:13:48,583 --> 00:13:51,125 Oh, look at that. 299 00:13:51,125 --> 00:13:53,250 Section five, row double R was down here all along. 300 00:13:56,958 --> 00:13:59,291 Perfect. There's still some hair on it. 301 00:13:59,291 --> 00:14:02,500 Great. Now we just have to get Betty's DNA and compare the two. 302 00:14:02,500 --> 00:14:05,166 In case anyone was wondering, I'm okay. 303 00:14:05,166 --> 00:14:07,250 The rats broke my fall. 304 00:14:19,833 --> 00:14:20,833 [snoring] 305 00:14:20,833 --> 00:14:22,083 How do we get her DNA? 306 00:14:22,083 --> 00:14:23,875 Blood's always best. 307 00:14:26,708 --> 00:14:29,583 Don't you dare. 308 00:14:29,583 --> 00:14:32,500 Look, all we're gonna do is get a strand of her hair, 309 00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:33,958 and then compare the DNA samples. 310 00:14:33,958 --> 00:14:36,333 Go ahead, Ernie. 311 00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:39,000 What's with the "go ahead, Ernie"? 312 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,166 You pull the strand of hair. 313 00:14:41,166 --> 00:14:43,958 I already fell off a shelving unit and took out a family of rats. 314 00:14:43,958 --> 00:14:46,208 I like the woman. You're the one who's suspicious. 315 00:14:46,208 --> 00:14:47,458 You do it. 316 00:14:49,291 --> 00:14:51,291 Okay, fine. Nobody needs you. 317 00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:52,875 Judy, go ahead. 318 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,375 Sh! 319 00:15:19,083 --> 00:15:21,208 Okay, Plan B. 320 00:15:22,375 --> 00:15:24,708 I'll get the DNA. 321 00:15:26,250 --> 00:15:27,708 Goin' in. 322 00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:35,250 Get in there good. 323 00:15:35,250 --> 00:15:37,166 Massage those gums. 324 00:15:37,166 --> 00:15:40,000 It's where the good DNA is. 325 00:15:44,833 --> 00:15:47,000 I don't know how you do it in D.C., 326 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:49,166 but in Atlanta, 327 00:15:49,166 --> 00:15:51,833 we don't stick our fingers in the houseguests' mouths. 328 00:15:53,291 --> 00:15:55,708 Or anyplace else, for that matter. 329 00:15:55,708 --> 00:15:58,000 Would you like to tell me, what were you doing? 330 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,291 Oh, we just, um... 331 00:16:00,291 --> 00:16:02,125 we noticed that you had a little something 332 00:16:02,125 --> 00:16:03,875 stuck in your teeth from lunch, and so, 333 00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:06,083 we didn't want you to be too embarrassed. 334 00:16:06,083 --> 00:16:09,208 So wakin' up with your hand in my mouth, that's less embarrassing? 335 00:16:09,208 --> 00:16:12,833 - We're glad you agree. - [nervous laughter] 336 00:16:12,833 --> 00:16:15,166 Okay, guys, how about we let Betty and her clean teeth 337 00:16:15,166 --> 00:16:16,833 nap in peace? 338 00:16:16,833 --> 00:16:18,958 I told you we should've gone with blood. 339 00:16:18,958 --> 00:16:20,166 Sh! 340 00:16:26,458 --> 00:16:29,083 KC, if this is about that old spy case again, 341 00:16:29,083 --> 00:16:31,125 you better have foolproof proof. 342 00:16:31,125 --> 00:16:33,250 Dad, we do. Okay? 343 00:16:33,250 --> 00:16:35,750 Judy ran the DNA test, and it turns out, 344 00:16:35,750 --> 00:16:38,333 it's a 99% match. 345 00:16:38,333 --> 00:16:41,000 So what I'm hearing is, 346 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:44,000 there's still a one percent chance you're wrong. 347 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,125 And I'm not about to risk my happiness over one percent. 348 00:16:46,125 --> 00:16:47,750 You mean Papa Earl's happiness? 349 00:16:47,750 --> 00:16:49,583 No, mine. 350 00:16:49,583 --> 00:16:53,166 Look, I finally got the dad I always wanted. 351 00:16:53,166 --> 00:16:56,500 I can laugh with him, I can hang out with him. 352 00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:59,000 I'm not ready to give that up. 353 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,333 Craig, honey, look, I know this is upsetting, 354 00:17:01,333 --> 00:17:03,083 but we have a moral responsibility 355 00:17:03,083 --> 00:17:04,875 to enforce the law. 356 00:17:04,875 --> 00:17:07,208 But I still think I can morally keep the jewelry. 357 00:17:13,875 --> 00:17:15,708 Hey, Dad. 358 00:17:15,708 --> 00:17:18,583 How about me, you, and Ernie go out for a little bachelor party? 359 00:17:18,583 --> 00:17:21,416 Isn't Ernie a little young for a bachelor party? 360 00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:24,500 Aren't you a little old for one? 361 00:17:26,166 --> 00:17:30,125 I tell you, Craig, this guy is even funnier than his haircut. 362 00:17:31,166 --> 00:17:33,166 He must get his sense of humor from you. 363 00:17:33,166 --> 00:17:34,875 Oh, come on, Dad. 364 00:17:34,875 --> 00:17:38,458 [rueful chuckling] I'm gonna miss happy Daddy. 365 00:17:42,375 --> 00:17:44,625 So, Betty, 366 00:17:44,625 --> 00:17:46,583 guess it's just us gals, huh? 367 00:17:46,583 --> 00:17:49,625 Oh, are we having a bachelorette party? 368 00:17:49,625 --> 00:17:52,375 Because if a policeman comes in carrying a boom box, 369 00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:54,958 and wearing a rip-away shirt shows up, I'm in. 370 00:17:56,125 --> 00:17:58,250 Well, there definitely gonna be policemen involved. 371 00:17:58,250 --> 00:18:01,000 Just not the dancing kind. 372 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,708 Do you know who had a really super fun bachelorette party? 373 00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:07,708 My twin sister when she remarried a few years ago. 374 00:18:07,708 --> 00:18:10,125 I woke up with this. Look. 375 00:18:11,583 --> 00:18:12,625 "Beast mode"? 376 00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:14,875 Seemed like a good idea at the time. 377 00:18:16,166 --> 00:18:18,625 Did it? Did it really? 378 00:18:20,125 --> 00:18:22,000 Okay, wait, you have a twin sister? 379 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,500 Mm-hmm. Identical twin sister. Midge. 380 00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:28,208 And I know this is obvious, but she's gorgeous. 381 00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:32,000 Wait a minute, your twin sister's name is Midge? 382 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,250 Which is short for Margaret. 383 00:18:34,250 --> 00:18:37,500 Which explains why it was only a 99% match. 384 00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:41,166 Um, Betty, out of curiosity, 385 00:18:41,166 --> 00:18:42,458 where does Margaret live? 386 00:18:42,458 --> 00:18:45,875 Some remote island off of Puget Sound. 387 00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:48,000 I swear, the woman's such a recluse. 388 00:18:49,708 --> 00:18:53,125 Not for long. She's about to get a couple of visitors. 389 00:19:00,958 --> 00:19:02,083 Who is it?! 390 00:19:02,083 --> 00:19:03,500 Delivery. 391 00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:05,166 Oh, yeah? 392 00:19:05,166 --> 00:19:07,708 Well, I got something for you, too. 393 00:19:10,291 --> 00:19:12,166 You'll never take me alive. 394 00:19:12,166 --> 00:19:14,083 All right, we're going in. 395 00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:22,125 [laser blasts, glass breaking] 396 00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:28,125 Let me guess. 397 00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:29,708 Betty sold me out. 398 00:19:29,708 --> 00:19:31,416 She never could keep a secret. 399 00:19:37,083 --> 00:19:40,458 All right, KC, I finally found the perfect prom date for you. 400 00:19:40,458 --> 00:19:42,583 Marisa, please, I do not wanna hear the word prom 401 00:19:42,583 --> 00:19:44,583 for as long as I live. 402 00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:46,833 No, no, I told you someone special's gonna ask you, 403 00:19:46,833 --> 00:19:48,583 and I was right. 404 00:19:48,583 --> 00:19:50,416 Okay, no, please, tell me. 405 00:19:50,416 --> 00:19:53,208 Who is this special, magical person 406 00:19:53,208 --> 00:19:55,583 who's gonna show up and make all my prom dreams come true? 407 00:19:58,958 --> 00:20:01,583 KC Cooper, will you please do me the honor 408 00:20:01,583 --> 00:20:04,500 of being my prom date? 409 00:20:06,083 --> 00:20:08,416 Aww, Marisa, that's so sweet. 410 00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:10,166 Look, I don't care how many guys asked me. 411 00:20:10,166 --> 00:20:12,833 There's no one I'd have a better time with than you. 412 00:20:12,833 --> 00:20:15,291 In that case... 413 00:20:15,291 --> 00:20:16,333 it's a yes. 414 00:20:16,333 --> 00:20:17,750 Yay! 415 00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:19,500 But on one condition. 416 00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:21,125 I'm not wearing a dress. 417 00:20:21,125 --> 00:20:22,708 Oh, no, you're lucky you have a date at all. 418 00:20:22,708 --> 00:20:25,416 You'll wear that I tell you to wear. 419 00:20:25,416 --> 00:20:27,750 And I have narrowed it down to six options, so I'm gonna go get 'em. 420 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,208 Well, it was so nice meeting everyone, 421 00:20:36,208 --> 00:20:37,875 and thank you for your hospitality. 422 00:20:37,875 --> 00:20:40,250 You are welcome here any time, 423 00:20:40,250 --> 00:20:42,708 and don't feel it necessary to bring any more of your amazing gifts, 424 00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:44,875 especially the diamond-cut earrings that match this bracelet. 425 00:20:44,875 --> 00:20:47,333 No, you don't have to. 426 00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:49,458 Unless you want to. 427 00:20:49,458 --> 00:20:51,583 Well, when it comes to my daughter-in-law, 428 00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:53,708 I spare no expense. 429 00:20:56,125 --> 00:20:58,833 KC, give Papa Earl a big old hug. 430 00:20:58,833 --> 00:21:00,583 Aww, we're gonna miss you, Papa Earl. 431 00:21:00,583 --> 00:21:02,833 And you, too, Gammy. 432 00:21:02,833 --> 00:21:04,291 Oh! 433 00:21:04,291 --> 00:21:06,333 And I can't wait for you to meet the family 434 00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:08,708 at Christmas, especially my twin sister. 435 00:21:08,708 --> 00:21:10,250 If she ever calls me back. 436 00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:11,750 I'm sure she'll call you back... 437 00:21:11,750 --> 00:21:14,250 collect from prison. 438 00:21:14,250 --> 00:21:17,083 Hey, Dad, um, I just wanted to say, 439 00:21:17,083 --> 00:21:20,250 um, this was the best visit ever, 440 00:21:20,250 --> 00:21:22,166 and I really appreciate the way you treated me. 441 00:21:22,166 --> 00:21:24,375 What are you talkin' about? 442 00:21:24,375 --> 00:21:26,000 What nonsense is that? 443 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,375 Come on, Dad. 444 00:21:27,375 --> 00:21:29,458 I know I got on your nerves. 445 00:21:29,458 --> 00:21:30,750 Always have. 446 00:21:30,750 --> 00:21:33,000 But now you got Betty, and you're happy. 447 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,458 You're nice to me. 448 00:21:36,083 --> 00:21:38,958 I know we've had our differences, son, 449 00:21:38,958 --> 00:21:41,000 but I love you 450 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,458 with all my heart, 451 00:21:42,458 --> 00:21:45,166 and I have since the day you were born. 452 00:21:45,166 --> 00:21:47,708 I guess I'm just getting better 453 00:21:47,708 --> 00:21:49,333 at expressing it. 454 00:21:52,083 --> 00:21:54,083 I love you, too, Daddy. 455 00:21:54,083 --> 00:21:55,208 Now get outta my house, old man. 456 00:21:55,208 --> 00:21:57,750 I don't wanna see you till Christmas. 457 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,625 Who's ready to put on a fashion show 458 00:22:01,625 --> 00:22:04,958 ♪ for their prom date? ♪ 459 00:22:10,166 --> 00:22:11,458 Rob, your name's on TV.